Meet Vlad the Crusty Pirate Rat!
Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis Vlad, the pirate rat at yer service. I know I be well preserved for me age, but I am 300-years-old and not a day more. I was once an
exotic parrot 'til I had the misfortune of falling into the rotten hands of three bumbling bottle-heads who kidnapped and lost me in a game of cards.
Awk! 'Tis the sad truth.
To make matter worse, I ended up in the hands of a mad scientist, Bela Zantony. Bela swept me away to his laboratory, hidden deep in the lambrynth of tunnels beneath Zala Manor. It was in Bela's lab where I was part of a disastrous science experiment.
And that's how me bird-brain ended up in this blasted rodent's vessel.
Awk! How I miss the salt air ruffling beneath my wings. But no time fer lookin' back. Monsters be on the loose and a lad needs me help. His name be AJ Zantony, a decendent of the mad scientist who robbed me of me beautiful parrot feathers. I am indebted to this scallywag for saving me from Davey Jones's locker. And me sticks to the pirate code!
Awk!
Signed.... Vlad the Pirate Rat
exotic parrot 'til I had the misfortune of falling into the rotten hands of three bumbling bottle-heads who kidnapped and lost me in a game of cards.
Awk! 'Tis the sad truth.
To make matter worse, I ended up in the hands of a mad scientist, Bela Zantony. Bela swept me away to his laboratory, hidden deep in the lambrynth of tunnels beneath Zala Manor. It was in Bela's lab where I was part of a disastrous science experiment.
And that's how me bird-brain ended up in this blasted rodent's vessel.
Awk! How I miss the salt air ruffling beneath my wings. But no time fer lookin' back. Monsters be on the loose and a lad needs me help. His name be AJ Zantony, a decendent of the mad scientist who robbed me of me beautiful parrot feathers. I am indebted to this scallywag for saving me from Davey Jones's locker. And me sticks to the pirate code!
Awk!
Signed.... Vlad the Pirate Rat
